What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 18.06.2025 03:15

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
You Only Live Twice
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Goldfinger
Moonraker
Why does my penis look like a mushroom when it gets big?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
Do very hot men ever feel attracted to an ugly woman? Why?
-J W Pepper
Dr No
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
In the TV show Supernatural, why is God portrayed as cruel?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-”She is very sexyful!”
What is world history that not many people know about?
A View to a Kill
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Diamonds Are Forever
From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Why is my stomach getting so big from taking testosterone cypionate 31 to 34 in 2 months?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Live and Let Die
Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Why do people with trauma easily recognize other people with trauma through eye contact?
-”Ah so!”
Octopussy
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-All the bad guys are black.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.